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Testimonial from a real live Cockbox customer:
ya bitch! u be scootin da moot!

Cockbox is a small, Tor-friendly, privacy-oriented Bitcoin VPS provider. Due to its small size, customers have immediate access to 24/7 phone support (lie) and things are pretty relaxed in general (true). Cockbox's servers are in Bucharest, Romania, and 950 Gbit DDoS protection is automatically included on every server.

Features

60-Second Provisioning

Your server is automatically provisioned on payment confirmation.

VNC Access

The mouse is a little weird but it works if you need it.

Custom Storage

Select whatever storage size you want for your server.

Payment Methods

HDD Plans (new!) (WOW!)

$10/mo $20/mo $40/mo
1 GB Memory 2 GB Memory 4 GB Memory
1 CPU core 2 CPU cores 4 CPU cores
60GB HDD Space 120GB HDD Space 240GB HDD Space
1TB Bandwidth 2TB Bandwidth 4TB Bandwidth
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SSD Plans

$10/mo $20/mo $40/mo
1 GB Memory 2 GB Memory 4 GB Memory
1 CPU core 2 CPU cores 4 CPU cores
30GB SSD Space 60GB SSD Space 120GB SSD Space
1TB Bandwidth 2TB Bandwidth 4TB Bandwidth
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