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Testimonial from a real live Cockbox customer:
ه҉҉҉҉҉҉̺̺̺̺̺̺̺̺҈҈҈҈҈҈̺̺̺̺̺̺̺̺҉҉҉҉҉҉̺̺̺̺̺̺̺̺҈҈҈҈҈҈̺̺̺̺̺̺̺̺҉҉҉҉҉҉̺̺̺̺̺̺̺̺҈҈҈҈҈҈̺̺WITH COCK.LI, EVERYONE HAS A COCK! #ىͤ҈ͨͥ҉҉ͦ҈҉ͨ҈ͩ҉ͪ҈ͣͯͫ҉ͥͬͨ҈ͭ҉ͮ҈ͯ҉ͨ҈ͨͥ҉҉ͦ҈҉ͨ҈ͩ҉ͪ҈ͣͯͫ҉ͥͬͨ҈ͭ҉ͮ҈ͯ҉ͨ҈ͨͥ҉҉ͦ҈҉ͨ҈ͩ҉ͪ҈ͣͯͫ҉ͥͬͨ҈ͭ҉ͮ҈ͯ҉ͨ҈ͨͥ҉҉ͦ҈҉ͨ҈ͩ҉ͪ҈ͣͯͫ҉ͥͬͨ҈ͭ҉ͮ҈ͯ҉ͨ҈ͨͥ҉҉ͦ҈҉ͨ҈ͩ҉ͪ҈ͣͯͫ҉ͥͬͨ
GOOD NEWS! Cockbox now has automated provisioning! Your server will be provisioned immediately on payment (or on 1 confirmation with BTC)

CockBox is a small, Tor-friendly, privacy-oriented VPS provider, payable with BTC or card. Due to it's small size, customers have immediate access to 24/7 phone support and things are pretty relaxed in general. CockBox's servers are in Bucharest, Romania, and 950 Gbit DDoS protection is automatically included on every server.

Cockbox is 97% full

Plans

$10/mo


1 GB Memory
1 CPU core
30GB SSD Space
1TB Bandwidth
Purchase

$20/mo


2 GB Memory
2 CPU cores
60GB SSD Space
2TB Bandwidth
Purchase

$40/mo


4 GB Memory
4 CPU cores
120GB SSD Space
4TB Bandwidth
Purchase