My payment processor told me to put stuff into two seconds, "Information I collect" and "How that information is used". So because they handle my money I'm going to go ahead and listen to them.
If your service fails to charge to your card or is blocked for security reasons, you receive the full protections of this privacy policy and there is nothing to worry about. However, if a payment succeeds and I receive a dispute from my payment processor that the payment was unauthorized or fraudulent (which only happens in cases of credit card or chargeback fraud), I reserve the right to pop open your box and start fucking with it. If you defraud cockbox, you receive no privacy protections whatsoever under this privacy policy.